I found this add in Martha Stewart. It's for an Epson printer - an amazing epson printer.
The Epson Stylus Photo R1900. Vibrant 12"x12" BorderFree prints. 8-color pigment inks that can last a couple of lifetimes. Heck, it even prints on vellum (or pretty much anything else you got). If you're a fifth-degree creative black belt, think ink jet was built for your Epsonality.
I literally laughed out loud when I read that. Then I laughed again, right out loud. I guess when you see yourself in someone's advertising shpeel, it's pretty funny. I thought so, anyway. Fifth-degree creative black belt. I love it. I'll take it. (I'll have to wait on the printer, but the title is Sa-weet!)